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Soyuzmultfilm presents

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"The Great Cover-Up"

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Screenwriter: G.Oster
Director: I.Ufimtsev

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Art directors: L.Shvartsman, A.Kuritsyn
Camera: I.Dianov

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Composer: V.Shainskiy
Sound: B.Filchikov

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Editor: G.Filatova
Script editor: N.Abramova

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Animators: N.Dabizha, S.Kositsyn,
Ye.Gagarina

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Voices: R.Mukhametshina, V.Livanov
V.Larionov, M.Kozakov

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Puppets and decorations by:
O.Masainov, P.Gusev, M.Koltunov

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V.Grishin, M.Chesnokova, N.Moleva
V.Ladygin, N.Grinberg, V.Alisov

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Film director: G.Khmara
(C) Soyuzmultfim studio, 1985

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- Yes... but why?

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Yes-yes... but why?

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- Why what?

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Why where?

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Why why?

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- Monkey...

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We have a coconut.

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- That's great!

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- Now we'll take it and...

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- Eat it!
- No, wait.

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We'll toss it up high.

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What will happen?

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- Nothing. 

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We will no longer have a coconut.
- Ah, no.

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It will fall back down.

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- Then we will have a coconut again!

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- But why will it fall down?

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On what grounds?

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- On the ground, or on the head.

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- I mean, why, for what reason
does it fall down?

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Observe.

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- I told you! "Onto what, onto what..."

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Right on top of my head!

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- Now you see what's going on here?

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- What's going on here,
beg your pardon?

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- He threw a coconut at me!

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- Throwing coconuts is mean.

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Python!

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- I threw the coconut straight up.

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On top of Monkey it fell on its own.

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- On its own?

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Not so fast!

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Nothing falls on people's
heads on its own!

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- Yes it does!

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This coconut, Monkey...

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...fell on top of you because
of the laws of nature.

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- There's no such law that lets you
smack people on the head!

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- There is!

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There is.

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And it says...

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If you throw something up...

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...it will always come down.

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Right on top of your head.

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- Beg your pardon, but that's
not a very fair law.

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- We don't need it.

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Where did it come from?

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- Always was.

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Always was, right from
the beginning of time.

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- No, no, no, no, no!

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It wasn't there at first.

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I remember that perfectly well.

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And then it was discovered
by a very clever...

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- Yes! It was a great discovery!

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- Who asked him?

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- And how did he discover it,
beg your pardon?

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- One time this clever guy was sitting,
and an apple hit him right on the head!

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And he immediately discovered it.

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- Ah, out of shock, probably.

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- Dis-covered, you say?

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Can't we cover it back up, somehow?

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- No, that we cannot.
Can not!

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Once discovered, things
cannot be covered up again.

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- Well, if it can be dis-covered...

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one ought to be able
to cover it back up...

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...beg your pardon.
- Yes, but...

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- Yes, why not? We ought to try.

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Let's think logically.

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When he was hit on top of the head...

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...he dis-covered it.

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- I got hit really bad, too!

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- Don't interrupt! Therefore...

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...to cover it back up, it must hit...

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...the other way around!

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- What do you mean?

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- Well, if on the head is
not the other way around...

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Then the other way around will be,
I beg your pardon, on the...

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...on the tail.

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- You're absolutely right!

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Give us your tail!

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- What? Why?
- We'll use it in the cover-up!

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- Grab it.

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Grab it, grab it!

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Now climb.

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- We'll bang it so good,
it'll cover it right up!

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- Hold this.

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- Maybe we shouldn't? I feel bad
for him, beg your pardon.

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- It's in the name of science!

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- One!
- One.

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- Two!
- Two.

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- Two and a half!
- Two and a half, beg your pardon.

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- Three!

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- Throw!

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- That's it!

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- It's covered back up now!

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- And doesn't apply any more!

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- It doesn't work like that!

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- We'll test it out.

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- Don't.

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I'll do it myself.

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- Hurrah! It worked, it worked!

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- I call this "the great cover-up!"

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- The great cover-up! Beg your pardon.

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- And yet, it still applies.

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The end.

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